Looks like I’ve been relaxing a little too much. Damn you procrastination! I’m going to be scrambling for the next two weeks.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left
And they’re cannibals